Stephanie Leonidas

Helena / Anti-Helena

Jason Barry

Valentine

Rob Brydon

Morris Campbell / Prime Minister

Gina McKee

Joanne Campbell / Queen of Light / Queen of Shadows

Dora Bryan

Aunt Nan

Stephen Fry

Librarian

Robert Llewellyn

Gryphon

Lenny Henry

Cops 1-4

Nik Robson

Pingo / Bing

Simon Harvey

Sphinx

Eryl Maynard

Mrs. Bagwell

Andy Hamilton

Small Hairy

Eve Pearce

Future Fruit Lady

Victoria Williams

Nurse

Rick Allen

Man in a Box