Walter Matthau

Max Goldman

Jack Lemmon

John Gustafson

Ann-Margret

Ariel Gustafson

Sophia Loren

Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti

Daryl Hannah

Melanie Gustafson

Burgess Meredith

Grandpa Gustafson

Kevin Pollak

Jacob Goldman

Katie Sagona

Allie, Melanie's Daughter

Ann Morgan Guilbert

Mama Ragetti

James Andelin

Sven

Marcus Klemp

Eddie, Assistant Manager

Max Wright

County Health Inspector

Cheryl Hawker

Lena

Michelle Johnston

Sears Salesperson / Chicken Polka Girl

Jeff Smith

The Frugal Gourmet