Jane Jensen

Juliet Capulet

Will Keenan

Tromeo Que

Valentine Miele

Murray Martini

William Beckwith

Cappy Capulet

Steve Gibbons

London Arbuckle

Sean Gunn

Sammy Capulet

Debbie Rochon

Ness

Lemmy Kilmister

Narrator

Stephen Blackehart

Benny Que

Flip Brown

Father Lawrence

Earl McKoy

Monty Que

Gene Terinoni

Detective Ernie Scalus

Wendy Adams

Ingrid Capulet

Tamara Marie Watson

Georgie Capulet

Antonia Lurie

Brittany