Jack Lemmon

Victor Clooney

Walter Matthau

Trabucco

Paula Prentiss

Celia Clooney

Klaus Kinski

Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot

Dana Elcar

Capt. Hubris

Miles Chapin

Eddie, the Bellhop

Michael Ensign

Assistant Manager

Joan Shawlee

Receptionist

Fil Formicola

Rudy 'Disco' Gambola

C.J. Hunt

Kowalski

Bette Raya

Mexican Maid

Ronnie Sperling

Hippy Husband

Suzie Galler

Pregnant Wife

John Schubeck

Newscaster

Ed Begley Jr.

Lieutenant #1