Charlie Sheen

Topper Harley

Lloyd Bridges

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson

Valeria Golino

Ramada Rodham Hayman

Richard Crenna

Col. Denton Walters

Rowan Atkinson

Dexter Hayman

Miguel Ferrer

Commander Arvid Harbinger

Brenda Bakke

Michelle Rodham Huddleston

Jerry Haleva

Saddam Hussein

David Wohl

Gerou

Mitchell Ryan

Gray Edwards

Michael Colyar

Williams

Ryan Stiles

Rabinowitz

Rosemary Johnston

Lavinia Rodham Benson

Ben Lemon

Team 2 Leader

Buck McDancer

Richard Nixon