Goldie Hawn

Gloria Mundy

Chevy Chase

Tony Carlson

Burgess Meredith

Mr. Hennessey

Eugene Roche

Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother

Dudley Moore

Stanley Tibbets

Marilyn Sokol

Stella

Brian Dennehy

Fergie

Marc Lawrence

Rupert Stiltskin

Rachel Roberts

Delia Darrow / Gerda Casswell

Frances Bay

Mrs. Russel

Queenie Smith

Elsie

Billy Barty

J.J. MacKuen

Chuck McCann

Theatre Manager

Don Calfa

Scarface

Bruce Solomon

Scott