Jason Yachanin

Arbie

Kate Graham

Wendy

Allyson Sereboff

Micki

Robin L. Watkins

General Lee Roy

Joshua Olatunde

Denny

Caleb Emerson

Carl Jr. / Fry-Boy ("Ow my Balls!") Stand-In

Rose Ghavami

Humus / ACB Dancer

Khalid Rivera

Paco Bell

Joe Fleishaker

Jared

Lloyd Kaufman

Old...er, Mature Arbie

Ron Jeremy

Crazy Ron

Faith Sheehan

The Little Girl

John Karyus

Graveyard Peeper

Tessa Lew

The Little Girl's Mother / Face-Ripped-Off Stand-In

Brian Cheverie

Father O'Houlihan