Kristen Bell

Mary Lane

Christian Campbell

Jimmy Harper

Neve Campbell

Miss Poppy

Alan Cumming

Lecturer / Goat-Man / FDR

Ana Gasteyer

Mae Coleman

John Kassir

Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam

Amy Spanger

Sally DeBains / Statue of Liberty

Christine Lakin

Joan of Arc / Female Dancer

Lynda Boyd

Mrs. Deirdre Greevey

Robert Torti

Jesus

Steven Weber

Jack Stone / George Washington

Kevin McNulty

Mayor Harris MacDonald

Stephen E. Miller

Mr. Paul Kochinski

Robert Clarke

Principal Poindexter Short

Harry S. Murphy

Warden Harrah